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THIS
WAY TO THE MAP
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THE CURSE OF THE WRETCHED
BEACH UMBRELLA
- pointed end is like a spear -
dangerous to carry around
- blows away causing massive
destruction, terrorizing women and children
- won't fit in your airline carry-on
luggage
- the further down the beach you drag
it, the heavier it gets
- everyone has one - they're not very
unique
- makes a round shade pattern - OK if
you're very short and very round
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THE NOT-QUITE-SO-PORTABLE
HOT-HOUSE TO GO
- concentrates the heat inside like a
greenhouse
- enclosed sides block any chance of
getting a little cooling breeze
- you think your umbrella is heavy, try
carrying one of these tents
- complicated to assemble - where are
those darned instructions??
- lots of little parts - where's that
little gizmo I dropped in the sand??
- they never fold up right to go back
in their carrying bag
- filled with wind like a big hot air
balloon, they take off for the great unknown
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THE MUCH BELOVED CABANA TO
GO
- VERY portable and lightweight - less
than 4 pounds
- unique in design and construction -
not afraid to be different!!
- easily tucks into airlineluggage or
beach bag - 3.5 by 28 inches
- easily assembled, dissembled and
repacked in the carrying bag
- open sides allow gentle cooling
breezes to pass through easily
- sand pegs and nylon lines provide
stability and security in winds
- 48 square feet of shade - shaped for
two normal people
- privacy AND shade at the same time
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