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BATHING SUIT WARNING

WARNING! Bathing Suits could be a major contributor to drowning deaths! In fact, informal research shows that in 99.9999 % of drowning deaths &endash; the victims were invariably wearing either a bathing suit or some other equally inappropriate article(s) of clothing! Whereas people who avoid the bathing suit - swimming naturally as God intended (so called skinny dippers) - tended to tempt this ill fate of accidental drowning far less often and in fact any incident is virtually undocumented anywhere of a swimmer drowning naked! It is no great stretch of the imagination that people who risk the bathing suit also probably make many other equally stupid and life-threatening mistakes further contributing to the loss of life. But the bathing suit, or some other article of clothing, alone or in combination, seem to be the greatest common denominator among all drowning deaths - so be warned. With a government so avowed to serve and protect us from even our own stupidity, such that almost no freedom remains sacred &endash; this researcher is amazed that there is no government department or program to save us from the peril of the bathing suit. Just how many more people must die before someone steps in to ban the bathing suit. No doubt the textile and fashion lobby is even more powerful than government itself and would do anything to thwart such an initiative. Yet any other product that accounts for or is so closely associated with so many deaths annually would immediately come under very strict scrutiny! At the least we could demand this WARNING Label on EVERY bathing suit! WARNING: besides unsightly tan lines this product has been shown to be closely associated with drowning deaths! Any attempt to try to swim in this thing could result in immediate death! At the least we need and deserve a Federal Law that prohibits "swimming while impaired" by bathing suit. If you might want to wear one on the beach, that is fine &endash; BUT NOT IN THE WATER!

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